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"Time is making fools of us again."


edgebug:

morgarine:

This isn’t a fucking competition Legolas

Any time anyone says Tolkien isn’t funny, I bring up this scene.

To put it in context, Aragorn is a ridiculously good tracker. He had just been literally lying flat on his belly on the ground, his ear pressed to the dirt, so he could listen for footsteps of the army that was way, way out of sight. We’re talking miles away, here. Aragorn was listening to the ground. And from that, he figured out that there were a lot of riders, on hecka fast horses, heading right towards them, with the intention of fucking their shit up. Pretty badass, right?

Cue Legolas, a.k.a. You Little Shit. Legolas is an elf. His eyesight and hearing is ridiculously good. Like, it puts any human’s to shame.

He literally let Aragorn lie there on the ground and strain to hear footsteps in the distance for no reason. And when Aragorn got up, the little shit drove the point home by saying “Oh yeah, I see them, I’ve seen them this whole time, there’s a hundred and five of them, oh yeah and they’re all blonde and they’re carrying spears nbd”

Cue Aragorn gritting his teeth in frustration and Legolas smirking like the sassy pointy-eared fuck that he is.

This may actually be my favorite part of LOTR okay




thefrogman:

There is also a death for the immortal jellyfish. He is very bored.

Artwork by Chris Gugliotti [webcomic | tumblr]


welcometothe1989tour:

eyesopen:

sarcasticswift:

likeafireworkshow:

and then she really did take it

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…taylor

thats a $2,350 bag you go girl

tHE PERSON BEHIND TAYLOR SWIFT LOOKS LIKE TAYLOR SWIFT HOLD ON A SECOND IS THAT FUCKING BECKY



worldofthecutestcuties:

Someone at the Wisconsin Humane Society is really good at naming cats.


vamellope:

the general public is a truly amazing category of human beings


ellie5192:

webofgoodnews:

Animal firsts!

Shakespeare was not prepared at all




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I draw stuff. I love to read. If I'm not reading or drawing I'm probably in the process of making something. This blog is mostly what makes me happy with smatterings of drawings (when I get through them). I've met my special someone. :D I like all things nerdy. I don't really watch TV, but I make some exceptions.
OH and I love Harry Potter.
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